Rule #1 of hockey: Never score on your own goal, when your goalie is pulled. Rule #2 of hockey: Have long sweaty greasy hair throughout your whole life.
You know why they had 2 cameras capturing this? Because his friends knew he was about to do something extremely stupid. Friends of stupid people can learn from these guys.
This is why you always close all your windows when leaving a dog in the car, especially when it's really hot out, seeing how that's when they'll want to get out the most.
Hey Steve, you see that rake over there? Ya just go ahead and slap that across my back for me there. Yup, just go right ahead and, HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!