Even though country music is pretty awful, I wouldn't mind saying 'I love country music' as long as I was reading it off this t-shirt. And it wouldn't hurt if there were a pair of large breasts under the t-shirt.
Was this not what everyones childhood was like? I thought everyone had a creepy old man for a friend that touched them in inappropriate places. It's just all a part of growing up. Someday you'll be that creepy old man.