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| Posted by Wolf_Master |
| After I bought this shirt, I've been regularly buying fifths of Jameson, cases of condoms and packs of re-writable CDs and USING THEM UP DAILY! |
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| Posted by biggone |
| they started calling me biggone after i bought this fucking unbelievable shirt.I never knew there was so much pussy.Fucking awesome!!!!! |
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| Posted by Kim Jong il |
| This shirt is FUCKING AWESOME. I love America. this shirt make me feel american. Im so lonely. I like dicks. This shirt make me horny all the time |
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| Posted by ButtBaby |
| I used to pee sitting down but since I got Wolf Shirt now I have AIDS! |
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| Posted by Dat_Wolf-Shirt |
| Dat wolf shirt is the shit! It makes me want to set my hair on fire and live in my sister basement listening to Mariah Carrey albums until i urinate myself to sleep. |
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| Posted by Uber_Wolfz |
| I got my wolf shirt today in the mail, the package came on fire and already covered in juices unknown to my mouth. I tried it on and instantly I was awarded pussy and dick alike. Thank you wolf shirt. |
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| Posted by Crazy Dog |
| I bought this shirt and it transformed me into a wolf, now i dont have to worry about gas prices! Thanks Wolf Shirt!!! |
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| Posted by bill |
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| Posted by Dick Driver |
| ccccccoooooooommboooo breakkkkerrrrr |
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| Posted by Baby Pounder |
| Through the sacrifice of 10 virgin women. this shirt is born. Hurry and buy it. Supplies are very limited. |
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| Posted by woof-boners |
| i used to masturbate with stolen cheese, but now i masturbate with stolen cheese while i wear wolf shirt |
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| Posted by Dongbags |
| My life has been ruined since buying Wolf Shirt. I haven't been able to rape anything for weeks since putting it on. Anyone women that I manage to sneak up on immediately want to have sex after seeing the shirt, even if I tell them I'm going to kill them after. Fuck you Wolf Shirt. |
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| Posted by richard stabone |
| unfortunately by the pic. you cant see the back of shirt but this wolf has the hugest set of wolf ballz a nigga has done seen! |
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| Posted by Fluffy |
| Got any kitty cats? I like kitties. |
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| Posted by M & M |
| Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got somethin to say, but nothin comes out with they move they lips, just a buncha jibberish, and mothafuckas act like they forgot about Wolf Shirt |
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| Posted by Sickiggit |
| When you wear this shirt while having sex. Your semen actually transform into tiny wolfs that eat the girl alive. FATALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Posted by Buttbaby |
| So many bitches flock to wolf shirt I had to install drywall around my cock |
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| Posted by dead space |
| my head exploded when i put this shirt on, and not the head you can see. |
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| Posted by MANNY SEX TONIGHT |
| When i wear this shirt, i dont need to wear a comdom for sex. |
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| Posted by IGGY |
| I put this shirt on and it instantly bonded with my skin. I am now a bad ass forever. OWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Posted by BIG NIG WITH A SIG |
| I wear this shirt and nothing else to party's. I use to wear pants but whenever i walk in to the party girls see the shirt and fight to the death to fuck my cock. When the last girl finally wins she fucks the shit out of my cock then gets decapitated by the wolf. I decided it would be easier to just wear the shirt. THANKS WOLF SHIRT!!!! |
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| Posted by AlphaBlack |
| This shirt makes me shit in my mother's mouth. I then eat my dad's cock. |
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| Posted by fucking poser |
| ill fuck u up if u use my name again. |
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| Posted by ButtBaby |
| Wolf shirt is state champion in push-ups |
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| Posted by duke_usmc |
| damn, i get more e-poon then u fawkers will ever get...MY WOLF SHIRT IS ALAPHA |
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| Posted by RIP Chuck |
| I ahve never been laided before even though i have studied my face in over 1000 mirrors and it is perfect. Should i purchuse a wolf shirt? |
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| Posted by AlphaBlack |
| I also get a lot of dick with this shirt. |
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| Posted by AlphaBlack |
| I wore this shirt during a routine patrol in Iraq and the Wolf Shirt was so alpha that it deflected the IED and made all the hajji bitches take off their burkas and sucked my dick right there in the middle of the firefight |
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| Posted by Chuck Norris |
| I own three of these shirts... |
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| Posted by Good Job Dave Man |
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| Posted by h4te |
| h4te crew stylin' on all the haters.
U mad that I look good in a wolf shirt? |
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| Posted by TinFoil |
| I'm a fag and like to take it up the ass. OHHHHHHHH FUCK ME HARDY TONY SOPRANO! |
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| Posted by u mad? |
| after i wore this shirt my clit grew 3 inches longer! |
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| Posted by duke of manlets |
| before i purchased this shirt i was homosexual
now im just a fag! |
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| Posted by the wolf shirt that started it |
| after i put this shirt on, i became addicted to wolf shirts. i sold my house, my car, and my son just to afford more wolf shirts. i fell in love with wolfs and started PIITB of every wolf i could find. i then went to jail for bestiality wolf rape. my sentence was reduced 10 years thankfully because i was still wearing my wolf shirt. thanks wolf shirt! i couldnt have done it without you... |
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| Posted by Samantha08 |
| I'm an attention whore and when I wear this shirt I have lesbian sex with DMB. She makes me pay but my large penis doesn't mind. |
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| Posted by The Wolf |
| Glad you guys like my shirt. |
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| Posted by I Don't Take Fish Oil |
| If I wasn't such a loser this shirt could save me. FUCK ME HARDER MINDLESS WORK!! OHHHHHHHHHHH HARDER!!!! |
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| Posted by David |
| Before wolf shirt, I was a 40 year old loser who lived in the basement of his mother's house. After wolf shirt, I now have my own house. My mom's body is buried out back. |
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| Posted by Maggie |
| I would even f@ck a mongoloid if he wore this shirt. |
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| Posted by AKR's boyfriend. |
| AKR loves to get f@cked in the @ss and suck my d!ck when I wear this shirt. But then again he liked doing all that before I even bought a wolf shirt. |
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| Posted by KRANE |
| The only thing better than eating a bucket of fried chicken and watermelons is eating a bucket of fried chicken and watermelons while wearing a wolf shirt. I stole mine by the way. |
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| Posted by DMB |
| I love this shirt so much I even used my own money to buy one. |
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| Posted by He Who Has Hairy Balls |
| I've bagged so many Native American b!tches every year when I go wearing this shirt down at the pow-wow convention. I don't know how many exactly since all of them look the same though. |
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| Posted by He Who Has Hairy Balls |
| I've bagged so many Native American b!tches every year when I go wearing this shirt down at the pow-wow convention. I don't know how many exactly since all of them look the same though. |
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| Posted by Tommy |
| My girlfriend with down syndrom loves how this shirt looks on me. She told me the other day that I look "Murraghagyieowldarahgoadroordur". |
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| Posted by thedukeusmc |
| shirt banned, thread deleted. |
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| Posted by Gogz |
| I sometimes masturbate to my well defined jaw line. When I'm sticking the dildo into MindlessWorks ass hole, he screams, "I wish you were 15 years younger"!
Than I cum all over the shirt and the wolf licks it up and than jumps out of the cotton to anally rape my delicious ass. |
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| Posted by Artie Lange |
| A blumpkin is when you get a girl to go down on you while you sit on the toilet. How you convince her to be there in the first place, is a feat in itself, so congrats! But then while she is down there, you pinch off a loaf and complete the blumpin. |
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| Posted by Bigmane123 |
| Daddy stop fucking me!!!!! |
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| Posted by micha-wow |
| my confirmation word is "furburger" lol |
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| Posted by LECTER |
| I HATE NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Posted by bill gates |
| this shirt made me rich. i got laid wearing this shirt |
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| Posted by Disenfranchised |
| This shirt changed me from a pathetic 120 lb virgin into a 250 lb virgin idiot. My e-stats are now 200 lbs stronger than they have ever been and my mom lets me watch her take a shower now. |
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| Posted by Misc Odin |
| An Hero
Cured aids
Wow strong shirt
Yes gets you ass
No RIP Chuck
Yes Misc
No Troll
5* Shirt.
Cures virginity. |
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| Posted by LECTER |
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| Posted by my_whey |
| After wearing this shirt, I can cut myself as much as I want, and still wont die from blood loss!!!!
ps Im a faggot!!! |
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| Posted by Iamtheawesome |
| Slated owns my big fat cock and I have a civil union with Nast$sal all because of this shirt. Thank you wolf shirt, now I can take cocks in my mouth my ass at the same time thanks to you! =) |
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| Posted by DMB |
| I'm a whore. Great shirt though. |
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| Posted by Last Taste Of Freedom |
| Even the "AC" would pull cock in this shirt.
Maybe. |
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| Posted by Teen Wolf |
| Made in U.S. fucking A.
50% Fuck
20% Wolf Dick
20% Death
10% Cotton
For more wolf related products contact us at:
RabbitCarcass@fuckyou.com
Michael J. Fox
P.O. Box Wolf Eyes
Eat Shit, OH 1234blood
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| Posted by Sword |
| I wear this shirt everytime I go downtown to collect my government cheese. |
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| Posted by ss6 goku |
| i bought this shirt and now i no longer need to train under 300x gravity. |
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| Posted by Boyscout |
| This shirt really does make your penis grow three inches. Mine is now 3.25 inches erect. |
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| Posted by Nasty$al |
| After purchasing this shirt i went to my sultan of swag and he agreed to suck my dick. Its amazing how much this shirt can do. Whenever i put it on ill reach my hand down into my pants and feel how much bigger and harder and rougher and stronger my clit has gotten. |
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| Posted by Miscer |
| This shirt should come with a pack of condoms upon purchase. |
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| Posted by BUTWHOWASPHONE? |
| when i wear this shirt everyone looks at it instead of my horrible face |
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| Posted by Slated |
| I'm gay and Nast$sal owns my anus. |
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| Posted by Bigman Lover |
| I love to suck Bigmanes dick when he wears this shirt. |
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| Posted by Klaus Lover |
| After I started wearing this shirt, Captain Horseboy gave me an intense blow jog. |
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| Posted by jock strap |
| my penis grew 3 inches after i put the shirt on!!! |
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| Posted by Tar |
| This shirt gave me the courage to go to the Special Olympics. I had the time of my life laughing and taunting from the stands at all the competitors. And because of this shirt, I looked good doing it. Thank you wolf shirt. |
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| Posted by Some Loser |
| This shirt made me gay and now I only date fat men. |
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| Posted by ForTheMisc |
| I was railing nothing but 10's after i bought this shirt. That was until my penis ran off with it. |
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| Posted by bartholemue |
| I bought this shirt so I could attract the ladies and get rid of my virginity. Glad to say, I'm no longer a virgin. Had zero luck with the ladies though, but during one day in the middle of the night the shirt crawled into my bed and raped me. Thanks wolf shirt! |
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| Posted by billigan |
| my shirt's so bad ass, I got laid and it got here before I ordered it! |
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| Posted by Dmoney |
| OMFG I put on this shirt and couldnt get rid of my erection until i took it off. |
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| Posted by oz |
| For those of you needing one for every day of the week (or month), here is a wholesale site (min. $100 order) with a variety of choices:
http://www.wholesalecentral.com/FineLineProducts/store.cfm
Just don't do what my friend did and wear two at once. The intense force of awesomeness overwhelmed him and everyone in his apartment. Three people died and several were treated for their injuries... |
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| Posted by Boogiemachine |
| I think this shirt tells the ladies how it is.
First, I'm gonna tap that ass. Second, I'm gonna eat a sammitch. Third, I gots to ramble. |
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| Posted by Pudding Pounder |
| If you check the tag, you'll see: "Made of PURE KICK ASS, WEAR THIS AND BUY STOCK IN CONDOMS." |
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| Posted by ima killu |
| I wore this shirt once and I gained the power to kick babies 300 yards. |
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| Posted by Baby Maker |
| In this shirt, one can actually kill Chuck Norris. |
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| Posted by Alpha Female |
| Dude. I would totally have sex with any guy wearing this shirt. I can't wait to get one for my boyfriend. It will go so well with his acne and mullet.
Howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlllll. ;);) |
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