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The Ultimate Warrior Is Completely Ballistic

Even though I am unable to decipher his mumblings, I will still have cold sweat, night terrors for the rest of my life.

Watching the Ultimate Warrior talk just makes me think of this little conversation from the simpsons for some reason:

Chief Wiggum: Okay, we can all stop worrying now. These dogs never fail.
Milhouse's Dad: But will they just find Milhouse, or will they find him and kill him?
Chief Wiggum: Well, they'll... when they find him, they'll, um... [mumbles]
Milhouse's Dad: Uh, excuse me. You didn't answer me. You just trailed off.
Chief Wiggum: Yeah...yeah, I did kind of trail off, there, didn't I? Heh.