Mutha Fuckin' Corpses on a Mutha Fuckin' Plane

Apparently this guy woke up from sleeping on a plane and found a dead body sitting next to him last week.

The elderly lady died after take off, and they put the body up in first class, where it kept flopping around and falling on the floor...

Check out the full story here.

I would recommend throwing her in with the luggage next time.