Fallin' Fairies

Although it may be shocking to hear, figure skating is the top rated Winter Olympic Sport. And you know why? It's because all the little queer kids and their stay at home Moms love it.

The rest of us watch figure skating for one reason, the same reason people watch NASCAR... somebody might get fucked up! One of these days some Russian gold metal hopeful is gonna throw his partner into the air, fuck up the catch, and get a steel blade to the throat! The son of a bitch is gonna die on live TV in front of a world audience...and that shit is compelling! Regardless, if that doesn't happen it's still really funny to see them injure themselves...