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Need Bagel Sandwich Protection?

Can't fit that bagel sandwich in a normal sized plastic baggy?

Are rats finding their way to your bagel sandwich?

Is your bagel sandwich getting smushed when you sit on it?

Is dust collecting on your bagel sandwich when you set it down?

Are you a queer?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to buy this all new 'Bagel Shield 3000'. This baby is completely waterproof, it can withstand a bulldozer running over it, and you can even store cds or dvds in it while your not storing your bagel sandwich in it.

With a down payment of $49.99 and 3 easy payments of $39.99 how could you go wrong?

Here is a picture of the Bagel Shield 3000 in action:



Note: The Bagel Shield 3000 is not responsible for the following things due to use of the Bagel Shield 3000:
  • Injuries
  • Unexpected Pregnancies
  • Miscarriages
  • Suicides/Homicides
  • Food Poison
  • Turning Queer
  • Your bagel sandwich getting wet
  • Your bagel sandwich getting smashed
  • Your bagel sandwich getting stolen
  • Your bagel sandwich getting dust on it
  • Anything to do with the safety/security/cleanliness of your bagel sandwich