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Palin Offered $2M To Appear In Porn Movie
Florida-based porn director Cezar Capone has offered to pay Palin $2 million to appear in an adult film production. Husband Todd has been offered a co-starring role for $100,000, and a new Arctic Cat snowmobile.
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Man Charged With Shooting Lawn Mower
"I can do that. It's my lawn mower and my yard, so I can shoot it if I want," he told police. Apparently shooting your lawn mower now-a-days gets you more than 6 years in prison... What a shame.
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Polish Baby Born Drunk
A pregnant women in Poland got drunk before she gave birth to her baby, which was born completely wasted. Police later arrested the baby for being intoxicated in public.
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Blind 78 Year Old Man Bowls Perfect Game
This is easier than it sounds... Nobody needs to see to bowl. Think about it.
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Bizarre New Mammal Discovered
It's a type of giant elephant shrew, or sengi, and what do you know they named it 'Rhynochocyon udzungwensis'... That's exactly what I would have called it. Either that or Steve.
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Drunks Painted On Walls To Discourage Driving
I wouldn't be surprised if you saw some creepy drunk old man trying to brink one of these girls home one night.
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2 Tons Of Pot Found Behind Grocery Store
A cop on routine patrol spotted a man throwing bundles into a van behind a local grocery store.
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Scissor Me Timbers: Barber Shop Scissorhands
Here's a barber who uses 10 pairs of scissors at the same time. I gotta tell ya... No matter how good he is with those scissors, I could just never get a hair cut from him. I value my ears too much.
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Patient Pumped Full Of Vodka At Australian Hospital
The man had been poisoned and needed to be flushed out with pure alcohol, but the hospital was out. Luckily it was past noon and Jim's Liquor Shack had just opened up next door.
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Man Trys To Loosen Lug Nut With Shotgun
I'm not sure what level of retardation you have to reach to do something this stupid, but all I know is it's much higher than the guys at the car wash I posted earlier.
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Twins Born During Daylights Savings Time
One twin was born before daylight savings time, the other was born after, meaning the second one is older, in which case there is no god.
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Pointing Fingers And Yelling Bang Results In Arrests
Hundreds congregated at a mall via an event on facebook for a flash mob meeting. They all pointed their fingers at each other and yelled bang, and proceeded to play dead.
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Eight Limbed Child To Undergo Operation
Apparently she has a headless siamese twin, thus dubbing her the reincarnation of the hindu goddess Vishnu.
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Thief Gets Stuck In Air Shaft
This guy didn't make the cut for oceans 11. Apparently he was just trying to resuce a cat.
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Navy To Remodel Swastika Building For $600,000
It was constructed in the late 1960's, and wasn't noticed until Google Earth users spotted it in 2005. Just another reason Google will rule the world someday.
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